Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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