so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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