i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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