we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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