Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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