apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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