I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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