you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
send nudes
from the living room?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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