we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.