would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.