She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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