So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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