she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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