it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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