WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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