Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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