will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just had sex on a roof
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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