I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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