is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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