Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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