Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
as a side note pls kill me
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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