Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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