i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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