I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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