we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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