He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You smell like stripper and shame
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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