i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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