I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
