We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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