she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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