If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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