it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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