I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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