i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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