five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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