Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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