I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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