i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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