I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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