these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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