Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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