This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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