And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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