Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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