the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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