sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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