i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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