My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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