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(509): View more from Washington

went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.

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(317): View more from Indiana

The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.

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(334): View more from Alabama

Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.

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(714): View more from California

I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.

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(614): View more from Ohio

You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground

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(863): View more from Florida

After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.

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