ADVERTISEMENT

• (530): View more from California

  How is Miami?

  (954): View more from Florida

  Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln

  Fav 11 1725 791

  share tweet
  

• (843): View more from South Carolina

  THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.

  Fav 5 870 2702

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (541): View more from Oregon

  She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.

  Fav 12 757 3001

  share tweet
  

• (951): View more from California

  It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.

  Fav 15 1286 3993

  share tweet
  
• 

  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.

  Fav 4 2013 854

  share tweet
  

• (914): View more from New York

  The ice cream man just told me to use protection.

  Fav 6 2707 943

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (541): View more from Oregon

  I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.

  Fav 5 2031 756

  share tweet
  

• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.

  Fav 6 920 1481

  share tweet
  

• (714): View more from California

  Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.

  Fav 5 885 1584

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.

  Fav 3 783 583

  share tweet
  

• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I can't wait to tell mom.

  Fav 2 692 860

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (310): View more from California

  I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better

  Fav 2 667 509

  share tweet
  

• (239): View more from Florida

  On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?

  Fav 5 551 387

  share tweet
  

• (309): View more from Illinois

  I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol

  Fav 3 179 79

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (815): View more from Illinois

  Wish me luck on my new penis adventure

  Fav 0 32 9

  share tweet
  

Randomize