went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.