I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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