Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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