Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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