Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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