butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wanna passion pit in your ass
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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