we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
