So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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